Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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