Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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