Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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