I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
there was a trapeze. enough said
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
