Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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