Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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