We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So. Much. Porn.
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