I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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