Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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