New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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