i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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