If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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