Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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