Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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