Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish you could order shots online.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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