lets start a swedish sibling band together
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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