Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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