Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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