when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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