I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
