i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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