btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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