found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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