is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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