This girl is more easily done than said...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
