Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
