so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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