omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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