gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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