I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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