Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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