I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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