Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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