I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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