Banned from zoo.
Again?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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