Porn is love you can see.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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