If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
