No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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