quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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