At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
