ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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