We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
