'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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