Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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