White coat. Heels.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
