He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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