"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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