i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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