census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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