This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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