Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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